Terms & Conditions
These aren’t just legalities — they’re the underpinnings of trust between you (the daring buyer) and us (the sender of absurdly intentional goods). By placing an order, you agree to the terms below.
Orders & Fulfillment
All items are made or printed to order unless stated otherwise. Processing times vary by product category — check product descriptions for the most accurate forecast. Handmade items may show signs of human imperfection. These are features, not bugs.
Payment & Pricing
Prices are listed in AUD, and do not include customs duties or local taxes. Full payment is required before fulfillment. No IOUs, no emotional bartering.
Refunds & Returns
Refer to our Refund Policy [link to that page] for specifics. Short version: we handle errors and damage, not regret.
International Shipping
We ship worldwide. Customs fees are the responsibility of the buyer. Transit times are estimates, not promises whispered by shipping deities.
Intellectual Property
All artwork, product concepts, and written copy are original and owned by this brand. Don’t replicate, repackage, or pretend you made it.
Privacy & Data Use
We treat your data with respect and use it only for order processing, communication, and making the site better. For full details, see our Privacy Policy [link].
Product Descriptions
We describe items with care and emotional clarity. Colors, textures, and layouts may vary slightly depending on your screen, lighting, and phase of life.